Skip to main content

In cars

When I used to live in a little town called Northville, my housemate used to drive 40 miles to work everyday and she'd comment on the driver's faces and people she'd recognised in their cars going the opposite direction to hers. Now this poses a couple of problems for me. On the busy country roads that she drives down you could go up to 60 miles an hour (depending on the time of day or night) or crawling at 20 (depending on the tractor in front of you.) I tend to look at the cars directly in front of or behind me, and not so much at the faces of people inside cars whizzing past in the opposite direction. Two, is that at that time, I didn't have a car, so I often hitched a ride with her - therefore I wonder how much attention she pays on the traffic compared with making comments on various drivers who are cute, ugly, pick their noses, or 'hey-I-know- her!'

Now that I live in the 'big city' I often have to drive down those same country roads to go to the hospital where I work. After all that time tutting at her for not paying attention to the road, I find myself doing the same things she does. When you go down the same roads a million times, driving becomes automatic. I find myself looking at the sheep in the fields, the cows lying down (ooh, it's going to rain), signs selling organic eggs, and even the dead badger with its black and white striped nose lying on the opposite side of the road. I seem to see a lot of wild animals lately. There was that fox by the river a few weeks ago, and a deer by the canal in Lancaster. And a rat I saw scurrying into the drains by the cinema I was going to attend. Though I'm not sure a rat would be classified as a wild animal. Cinema was rank though. I don't think I've been to a cinema with such sticky floors since I was thirteen.

I think I may have gotten a speeding ticket last night on my way home from work. Normally, when I don't think I can drive the 50 miles back home, I take a nap before setting off or stop at a motorway service station for a coffee or a quick snooze in the car (which is how I've got an uneven suntan down my right side) . I was so close to home that I soldiered on and forgot to slow down at the end of the motorway and drove through at 70mph in a 50mph zone. And I know that speed camera works because I've seen it go 'flash!' at a car overtaking ahead of me. The worse thing is I haven't done my road tax.

I hope John Prescott doesn't deport me for this.

Comments

Kere said…
I'll never hear the end of that would I? I'd be on my death bed, and just before I drift off, a croaky voice would say, "Kere, you're a goooood driver>"

!!!!!!!

Popular posts from this blog

Another S.E.X.Y.F.A.T. announcement

As a member of S.E.X.Y.F.A.T. (Society for the EXploitation of Yummy men in Film And Television) I feel obliged to do a run-down of top hunks that graced our (okay, my consciousness) in 2006. For the original S.E.X.Y.F.A.T. manifesto, please see Maryam's Guide To Everything Part 1. And no, I can't be bothered to review anything else in 2006 or make any resolutions because a) it's boring b) yeah, right, as if I'll change my ways c) this was way more fun My Top 3 Jensen Ackles (Jensen, you know it's me you want, not Maryam!) Jared Padalecki (Oh, alright, I'll have you instead) Jim Caviezel (aaaah, my blue-eyed Jim, why so sad? Is it because you are No.3?) Special Mention Guy Berryman (you are still yummy) Brandon Flowers (but only circa 2003 when he was sans eyeliner, mustache and gelled flattened hair) Paolo Nutini ( a bit too young for me but lovely all the same) Johnny Depp (the long time favourite, still going strong. You still float my boat Johnnayy! ...

A letter to the makers of Supernatural

(Dean and Sam doing a Mulder and Scully) I watched the latest episode Night Shifter yesterday and I have got to say that, in American speak, it was totally awesome. Now, because I am not the most eloquent of writers and because my brain is half-man, I shall put my points across in a list. What I like about Supernatural so far: 1. The two brothers. Yum mee, keep those two brothers coming. Especially Dean. 2. The fact that Sam and Dean constantly take the mickey out of each other. 3. Dean's one liners. "I don't do shorts, sweetheart." 4. Dean, because he is so hot. 5. The fight scenes where they use everything they've got: guns, crossbows, knives, bare knuckles, head butts. 6. The things they hunt: demons, murderous ghosts, vengeful spirits, vampires, satanic preachers, backswood crazies, telekinetic murderers. 7. The beautiful, haunting cinematography. 8. For making classic rock cool again. 9. Sam's 'guilty conscience for surfing internet porn'. 10. A ...

Avast!

I was at the Maritime Institute in Jalan Yap Kwan Seng waiting for my dad to come out of a seminar becauseI needed the keys to take his car for repairs and servicing. So there I was twiddiling with my handbag in the corridor when the doors of the seminar room opened and a whole bunch of fit men in tight, white Royal Navy uniforms came out. Hubba-hubba! Unfortunately, my dad came out at the same time and started talking to me. All I could do was stand there with MY DAD while all these hunksome sailors passed me by. BAH! They're all probably too old for me anyway.