I hate my new stethoscope. It looks like a vagina. And I see enough of those on a daily basis without having a plastic replica of it hanging around my neck.
Having lost the stethoscope which I've had since I was a first year medical student, I ordered one through a friend who bought it at the hospital medical shop. Get the new high tech, light weight one, she says. It comes in all sorts of fun colours.
I think I'll buy the usual Litmann Classic, I say. I've always used that one and I quite like it.
No, no get this new one, it's much better.
Besides looking like a vagina, my new stethoscope comes in a range of cheap- looking plastic swathed in a strange disco glitter which somewhow manages to look drab as vomit.
I hate whoever's taken my old stethoscope. It's got my name engraved on it but that hasn't stopped them from saying "Ooh, I'll have that then."
Death to the stethoscope stealer!
Having lost the stethoscope which I've had since I was a first year medical student, I ordered one through a friend who bought it at the hospital medical shop. Get the new high tech, light weight one, she says. It comes in all sorts of fun colours.
I think I'll buy the usual Litmann Classic, I say. I've always used that one and I quite like it.
No, no get this new one, it's much better.
Besides looking like a vagina, my new stethoscope comes in a range of cheap- looking plastic swathed in a strange disco glitter which somewhow manages to look drab as vomit.
I hate whoever's taken my old stethoscope. It's got my name engraved on it but that hasn't stopped them from saying "Ooh, I'll have that then."
Death to the stethoscope stealer!
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Maybe I shoud get a similarly shaped new stapler. Some bugger keeps taking that too.
Vagina vagina.
Who nicks staplers anyway? Eejit.