From a patient in a ward: "Doktor mesti belum kahwin lagi kan?" "Ya, belum. Kenapa?" "Sebab muka doktor ceria je." From a patient in clinic that I hadn't seen in a while: "Waaah, doktor sudah gemuk." From an Air Asia flunkie at the departure gates: "Are you pregnant?" From the lady sitting next to me on the plane: "Kamu kerja kilang ke?" From a colleague: "Ko ni poyo." Thanks everyone, I'll be here all week.