How can one compare
A giant to an elf
One is broad and full of hair
And the other short of self
A giant’s grasp can make one gasp
His sweetness lies in his strength
But the elven charm will pierce any mask
And make one smile at length
A perfect set of ears
A delightful manner of man
A refreshing lack of smirks and leers
The elf over the giant, that is my plan.
Author's edit: I would like to dedicate this poem to my baby sister Maryam, who is sober, for planting the seed of 'Elf Lover' in my brain. It was next to impossible to resist it taking root and morphing into the above.
Author's note: Elf love is not in anyway related to Lord of the Rings or any other fictional elves in the fantasy genre.
Disclaimer: No elves were harmed in the making of this poem.
A giant to an elf
One is broad and full of hair
And the other short of self
A giant’s grasp can make one gasp
His sweetness lies in his strength
But the elven charm will pierce any mask
And make one smile at length
A perfect set of ears
A delightful manner of man
A refreshing lack of smirks and leers
The elf over the giant, that is my plan.
Author's edit: I would like to dedicate this poem to my baby sister Maryam, who is sober, for planting the seed of 'Elf Lover' in my brain. It was next to impossible to resist it taking root and morphing into the above.
Author's note: Elf love is not in anyway related to Lord of the Rings or any other fictional elves in the fantasy genre.
Disclaimer: No elves were harmed in the making of this poem.
Comments
And damn, you rhyme like a rapper. Damn, sistah's got mad skills yo'.
Uh...... yes.
P.S. You should really give credit to me for the whole ELF LOVER schtick.
P.S.S You know you're still a dork, right? Muah Muah
Request duly noted - see edit.
The dorks shall rule the earth..... just as soon as we finish polishing our toy models.
Hah, Alf Lover! Not till you bring back an elf for me from Europe.