As a member of S.E.X.Y.F.A.T. (Society for the EXploitation of Yummy men in Film And Television) I feel obliged to do a run-down of top hunks that graced our (okay, my consciousness) in 2006. For the original S.E.X.Y.F.A.T. manifesto, please see Maryam's Guide To Everything Part 1. And no, I can't be bothered to review anything else in 2006 or make any resolutions because a) it's boring b) yeah, right, as if I'll change my ways c) this was way more fun My Top 3 Jensen Ackles (Jensen, you know it's me you want, not Maryam!) Jared Padalecki (Oh, alright, I'll have you instead) Jim Caviezel (aaaah, my blue-eyed Jim, why so sad? Is it because you are No.3?) Special Mention Guy Berryman (you are still yummy) Brandon Flowers (but only circa 2003 when he was sans eyeliner, mustache and gelled flattened hair) Paolo Nutini ( a bit too young for me but lovely all the same) Johnny Depp (the long time favourite, still going strong. You still float my boat Johnnayy! ...
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Must you always fight me, sister? I am sharing, sharing here!
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Oh my God, that's got to be the funniest thing I've heard all year...heeh, oh dear, I've got tears in my eyes.
Awww, poor babe.
Just as long as you keep off my Jensen, you can obsess over Flowers all you want.
Her list of SEXYFAT men is unauthorized. SEXYFAT does not approve of:
-certain pooftahs
-certain posers
-underweight Bandito Tom Sellecks
-Jim Caviezel
-geeks
-"cool geeks"
-people with Lego Man meets Shaggy the Dog haircut
-all of the above
SEXYFAT approves of
-pretty men with muscles
-sexy lips
Eh, I got distracted and lost my train of thought.
Second of all, we're starting to look like a desperate bunch here. No wonder Mama's worried. Btw, she says "kalau nak tunggu muka macam Dean baru nak kahwin then sampai bila-bila pun tak kahwin la tu.."
you damn geeks!
This is MY dream, comprende? I can have all the banditos in the world if I decide to, so don't go pouring cold water over everything.
I don't give a rat's ass if my guys don't make it in your S.E.X.F.A.T. list. Muscly men with sexy lips may not want you, but they certainly want ME!!
Muaahahhahah
Anyway, I have to read it first and give it my seal of approval. I don't pimp just any old hokum.