1) All the college kids look really young to you
2) Salespeople call you kak
3) Most of the songs on Mix FM you have in your record collection
2) Salespeople call you kak
3) Most of the songs on Mix FM you have in your record collection
(Dean and Sam doing a Mulder and Scully) I watched the latest episode Night Shifter yesterday and I have got to say that, in American speak, it was totally awesome. Now, because I am not the most eloquent of writers and because my brain is half-man, I shall put my points across in a list. What I like about Supernatural so far: 1. The two brothers. Yum mee, keep those two brothers coming. Especially Dean. 2. The fact that Sam and Dean constantly take the mickey out of each other. 3. Dean's one liners. "I don't do shorts, sweetheart." 4. Dean, because he is so hot. 5. The fight scenes where they use everything they've got: guns, crossbows, knives, bare knuckles, head butts. 6. The things they hunt: demons, murderous ghosts, vengeful spirits, vampires, satanic preachers, backswood crazies, telekinetic murderers. 7. The beautiful, haunting cinematography. 8. For making classic rock cool again. 9. Sam's 'guilty conscience for surfing internet porn'. 10. A ...
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and when you go shopping, there seem to be a sea of white haired aunties, mammies and nanas around the stuff you want...
and when you go to concerts, you're surrounded by mammies and daddies boogeying madly, and you make up one of the 20% of the under-30's...
and..when you start using words like 'boogey' or even worse...'youngsters'(cringe)!!!
1. Those whom you find attractive and available are no longer your age, around your age or older. They are younger. Much younger.
2. You go for Seating Area instead of Standing Arena when booking tickets for a concert.
3. The bands you love have either a) disbanded b) died c) become obsolete d) all of the above.
4. You find little point in going clubbing; clubs have become too smoky/loud/crowded/hot/suffocating for your liking.
5. You start complaining about youngsters, starting your sentence with: `Young people these days ... '
6. Your cheeks and your boobs start to head south, amongst other things.
7. You resemble a dried old prune more than a ripe juicy plum.
8. You know what a VHS/floppy disk/black Michael Jackson looks like. You even remember the time when George Michael was straight.
9. You couldn't find much energy, enthusiasm or point in doing the same things you once held as top priority such as staying out all weekend, hanging out at a mamak stall until 4 a.m., cruising around town for boys/girls, meeting new acquaintances, partying all night ... the list goes on. And on and on.
:-)
Hahahahahahaha.
Repeat after me, Mirebella, "I am not a cradle snatcher, I am not a cradle snatcher."
I'll be Oprah and say,
You're only as old as the things you haven't achieved
KJ, don't encourage her! Re: Oprah, Hah, that makes me about one then - that makes me even more depressed.