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Another S.E.X.Y.F.A.T. announcement

As a member of S.E.X.Y.F.A.T. (Society for the EXploitation of Yummy men in Film And Television) I feel obliged to do a run-down of top hunks that graced our (okay, my consciousness) in 2006. For the original S.E.X.Y.F.A.T. manifesto, please see Maryam's Guide To Everything Part 1. And no, I can't be bothered to review anything else in 2006 or make any resolutions because
a) it's boring
b) yeah, right, as if I'll change my ways
c) this was way more fun

My Top 3

Jensen Ackles (Jensen, you know it's me you want, not Maryam!)
Jensen Ackles



Jared Padalecki (Oh, alright, I'll have you instead)
jared padalecki


Jim Caviezel (aaaah, my blue-eyed Jim, why so sad? Is it because you are No.3?)














Special Mention

Guy Berryman (you are still yummy)





















Brandon Flowers (but only circa 2003 when he was sans eyeliner, mustache and gelled flattened hair)
...



Paolo Nutini ( a bit too young for me but lovely all the same)




Johnny Depp (the long time favourite, still going strong. You still float my boat Johnnayy! Uh, sorry Mrs. Depp)
Johnny Depp



Christian Bale (for a short moment when he was in Batman. WOW!)
Christian Bale...He was incredible in ''American Psycho''!



Eric Bana (why? why did you have to die?!? you should have tossed that insipid Orlando Bloom to his death instead, sob)
eric bana



Rufus Wainwright (I used to obsess over him, but I've calmed down now, mum)
Rufus Wainwright



Brandon Boyd (have outgrown him, but appeciated him in the meantime!)
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Thanks a million to buzznet.com and coldplaying.com
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Kere said…
What?!? What did you say about Flowers?

Dude, I've seen them all. Remember, I'm out of work and I've got full access to a reliable broadband connection.

Nooooh, he should ditch the pencil drawing above his lip.

If Christian Bale is more than Batman, tell him to come around to mine and prove it. Heh.
01 January, 2007 16:43
Anonymous said…
You need
to
get
a
job
or a life.
HA-HA
04 January, 2007 03:46
Maryam said…
And Jim Caviezel doesn't qualify for SEXYFAT recognition.
04 January, 2007 03:48
Kere said…
Hey cakehole needs to shut up rememeber? Because Dean says so. Who's the one stuck at home eh?

Jim Cavizel is sooooo SEXYFAT!! Have you not seen him in The Count of Monte Cristo? In Frequency? Come on, be like the demon in 'Crossroads Blues' and have a soft spot for lost boys and long faces.
04 January, 2007 10:01
Kere said…
You need to your cakehole KJ! Jim Caviezel is just ....broody.

Is it the one where someone gives him a drumstick which says Brandon Flowers' Magic Stick? I can't believe he got married. Maybe it's the Mormon thing.

Oh and I have watched all available Supernatural Season 2 episodes? AaaarrgHH!!! What did Dad say, Dean, come on!!! Doesn't it just kill you?
04 January, 2007 20:32
Kere said…
I can't. I can't go online on my own computer - don't know what's wrong with it - and my flatmate's computer will crash if i add on messenger to it.

Seen it. Nice one.

I'm having Supernatural withdrawal symptoms now. It's all very well seeing Supernatural episodes on a tiny computer screen but I want to watch it properly on a big screen where I can pause and rewind to my heart's content. *grumble, grumble*
07 January, 2007 18:53
Maryam said…
what's with the soap star pic of jensen you put up? Macam lah takde yang lagi elok. That's what happens when your love is not pure.

Jim Caviezel is a pooftah. I am the founder and president of SEXYFAT, so I pick the guys and you shut your cakehole. HAHA

Tell Mr. Flowers to remove his Bandito/Tom Selleck's Mexican Holiday mustache.
09 January, 2007 02:27
Kere said…
Whatever. I don't need you and your stinking organisation.

Jensen knows who's true to him. Me.
09 January, 2007 10:49
Anonymous said…
hmmm.... i like that guy berryman ..is very sexy and cute...i dont understand many words cause im from argentina but i like english....jejeje..
well see ya boludos
20 October, 2008 20:20
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