As a member of S.E.X.Y.F.A.T. (Society for the EXploitation of Yummy men in Film And Television) I feel obliged to do a run-down of top hunks that graced our (okay, my consciousness) in 2006. For the original S.E.X.Y.F.A.T. manifesto, please see Maryam's Guide To Everything Part 1. And no, I can't be bothered to review anything else in 2006 or make any resolutions because
a) it's boring
b) yeah, right, as if I'll change my ways
c) this was way more fun
My Top 3
Jensen Ackles (Jensen, you know it's me you want, not Maryam!)
Jared Padalecki (Oh, alright, I'll have you instead)
Jim Caviezel (aaaah, my blue-eyed Jim, why so sad? Is it because you are No.3?)
Special Mention
Guy Berryman (you are still yummy)
Brandon Flowers (but only circa 2003 when he was sans eyeliner, mustache and gelled flattened hair)
Paolo Nutini ( a bit too young for me but lovely all the same)
Johnny Depp (the long time favourite, still going strong. You still float my boat Johnnayy! Uh, sorry Mrs. Depp)
Christian Bale (for a short moment when he was in Batman. WOW!)
Eric Bana (why? why did you have to die?!? you should have tossed that insipid Orlando Bloom to his death instead, sob)
Rufus Wainwright (I used to obsess over him, but I've calmed down now, mum)
Brandon Boyd (have outgrown him, but appeciated him in the meantime!)
Thanks a million to buzznet.com and coldplaying.com
a) it's boring
b) yeah, right, as if I'll change my ways
c) this was way more fun
My Top 3
Jensen Ackles (Jensen, you know it's me you want, not Maryam!)
Jared Padalecki (Oh, alright, I'll have you instead)
Jim Caviezel (aaaah, my blue-eyed Jim, why so sad? Is it because you are No.3?)
Special Mention
Guy Berryman (you are still yummy)
Brandon Flowers (but only circa 2003 when he was sans eyeliner, mustache and gelled flattened hair)
Paolo Nutini ( a bit too young for me but lovely all the same)
Johnny Depp (the long time favourite, still going strong. You still float my boat Johnnayy! Uh, sorry Mrs. Depp)
Christian Bale (for a short moment when he was in Batman. WOW!)
Eric Bana (why? why did you have to die?!? you should have tossed that insipid Orlando Bloom to his death instead, sob)
Rufus Wainwright (I used to obsess over him, but I've calmed down now, mum)
Brandon Boyd (have outgrown him, but appeciated him in the meantime!)
Thanks a million to buzznet.com and coldplaying.com
Comments
Dude, I've seen them all. Remember, I'm out of work and I've got full access to a reliable broadband connection.
Nooooh, he should ditch the pencil drawing above his lip.
If Christian Bale is more than Batman, tell him to come around to mine and prove it. Heh.
to
get
a
job
or a life.
HA-HA
Jim Cavizel is sooooo SEXYFAT!! Have you not seen him in The Count of Monte Cristo? In Frequency? Come on, be like the demon in 'Crossroads Blues' and have a soft spot for lost boys and long faces.
Is it the one where someone gives him a drumstick which says Brandon Flowers' Magic Stick? I can't believe he got married. Maybe it's the Mormon thing.
Oh and I have watched all available Supernatural Season 2 episodes? AaaarrgHH!!! What did Dad say, Dean, come on!!! Doesn't it just kill you?
Seen it. Nice one.
I'm having Supernatural withdrawal symptoms now. It's all very well seeing Supernatural episodes on a tiny computer screen but I want to watch it properly on a big screen where I can pause and rewind to my heart's content. *grumble, grumble*
Jim Caviezel is a pooftah. I am the founder and president of SEXYFAT, so I pick the guys and you shut your cakehole. HAHA
Tell Mr. Flowers to remove his Bandito/Tom Selleck's Mexican Holiday mustache.
Jensen knows who's true to him. Me.
well see ya boludos