For the love of..... (a Supernatural post)

Jared Padalecki is a stupid bugger. He and anyone who says that Sam and Dean Winchester have to die for the show to end properly need their heads examining. Aaaarrgghh!!! How many times must I say this? No one will fondly remember this TV show, watch it repeatedly or buy the DVDs if we know the brother/s die at the end.

Why do you think I can’t bring myself to watch Devil’s Trap or In My Time of Dying? It’s too heartbreaking! Stop trying to be realistic. This is a TV show, dammit. I watch it for escapism and eye candy. If I wanted real, I’d watch the news or British television. Come on, you’re Hollywood! Don’t you know the rules? You have happy endings! Riding off into the sunset! Freedom and justice for all! It’s the non-Americans, homely people and the wise-cracking smart asses that buy the farm. Good-looking hunks save the day and get the girl. Wait, hang on…….. Dean is a wise-cracking smart ass.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Five minutes of watching Jensen Ackles doing an interview on a small grainy screen was enough to keep me grinning like a fool for ages. How friggin’ gorgeous is he? It’s just not fair. No one should be that beautiful. It’s not fair on the rest of us. Even that lady who must have met him for five seconds on the Jimmy Kimmel show noticed his deliciousness. “Do you curl your eyelashes?” Absolutely priceless. It’s amazing Jensen hasn’t got a big head what with all the women (and men) throwing themselves at his feet. If you’re a nut like me, go to the Supernatural.tv link and scroll down the news section for the Jimmy Kimmel link and see what I am talking about.

By the way, who the hell is Jimmy Kimmel?

Comments

butttown said…

Oh, man. I'm on Team Padalecki, but that Ackles interview made my heart flutter a little. He's so old school-dreamy. I was actually blushing when I watched it.

And Jimmy Kimmel was a KROQ radio personality in the 90s. He got a television show on the Comedy Channel and now he has his own late night talk show.

19 March, 2007 20:38

Anonymous said…

Jimmy Kimmel is an unfunny tubby idiot.

20 March, 2007 01:25

Kere said…

You're right Ahe! He is old school, but people don't dig his looks as much nowadays. i always think he looks better when his face us animated, rather than in stills, where he can seem soap-opera-ish.

I am not commenting on Kimmel's funny/unfunniness. He's fine in my book coz he brought me more Dean.

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