Postcards from the edge

A musician whose name I can't remember once said that a guitar suits a man better than a woman, because it is an extension of a man's dick. At that time, I had no idea what he meant but now, looking at the way some guys play their guitar, I have to agree. About the dick part, I mean.

Very phallic indeed.

Sorry, been watching some music videos all afternoon and my mind just ran away with me.

Comments

Maryam said…

Someone should give whoever said that a guitar - pronto! Clearly, his dick needs a lot of extending.

Long live the ukulele

07 June, 2007 18:36

Kere said…

I think he already has several - one was not enough for him.

08 June, 2007 02:02

Anonymous said…

I don't get it.

ahahahha

11 June, 2007 01:06

Kere said…

Tick, tock, tick, tock....

11 June, 2007 14:20

Another S.E.X.Y.F.A.T. announcement

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Avast!

I was at the Maritime Institute in Jalan Yap Kwan Seng waiting for my dad to come out of a seminar becauseI needed the keys to take his car for repairs and servicing. So there I was twiddiling with my handbag in the corridor when the doors of the seminar room opened and a whole bunch of fit men in tight, white Royal Navy uniforms came out. Hubba-hubba! Unfortunately, my dad came out at the same time and started talking to me. All I could do was stand there with MY DAD while all these hunksome sailors passed me by. BAH! They're all probably too old for me anyway.

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